So, I can’t remember my password or maybe my computer hates me or something, so I’ve logged into Sperske.com as Jason. But really, I’m Genoa. So, I’m going to pretend to be like Jason and say lots of really smart things and start a really cool business and marry a really beautiful woman and have a really cute daughter on the way. So, ready? Here I go… channeling my inner Jason Sperske…don’t laugh if I don’t make any sense, I mean, does Jason ever make any sense?….okay….and…go.
(I’m talking to Genoa, my cute wife) “Guess what I did today! I updated a patch on my webserver. It’s really cool. Now it’s really fast. I can upload 800 gigabites of music onto radio mixtape in about 23 seconds. That’s faster than apple or Steve Jobs or Bill Gates or . All I had to do was write a search quarry using sql and java and construct an applet that I could then use to find a unique identifier. Once I’ve made an object-oriented design I use tree-branch-leaf to link to my sequel server where it implements a beautiful user interface. The amazing thing is that it does all this in real time. So, do you know what that means? It means that every time I want to create a new artist page on radio mixtape I don’t have to grab all the data from the codebase, I can use what’s already embedded in my Bluejay framework. That means that I get to come home earlier and we get to spend more time together. That means that I won’t be working until 3 a.m. unless one of my servers goes down and I have to go to San Francisco. But that never happens. And if it does, I promise that I will drive safely and be thinking of you and our precious daughter the whole time.”
(static) Oh no, I’m losing my inner Jason Sperske…it’s passing…no, my inner Jason is gone. Well, it was fun while it lasted. I’m back to being Genoa.
(I’m talking to Jason, my cute husband) “Hey, did you know that I can put my leg over my head and write my name with my toes? This one time, in college, I did it while balancing a martini glass on my head. Oh and guess what I did today. I taught these cute little kids how to tour jetes and then I, basically, got paid to read the Bible because I was working on my message for 20/20. How much longer until you come home and I can hug your big head? I think our baby’s doing some Afro-Haitian dancing in there. She’s cool. (Break out in the song “Cool” from West Side Story) Do you know what musical that’s from? West Side Story. Did you know that Stephen Sondheim wrote the lyrics but Leonard Bernstein wrote the music. It was his big break. He didn’t write both the music and lyrics until “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum”. But the shows he’s known best for he wrote the music and lyrics for. I have to pee.”
* Well, that basically sums us up, don’t you think? If you read this blog, you’re cool, by the way.*